- friends: you know, cooking and eating healthy is really important when you live on your own
- me, dipping pickles in tabasco: mhm
What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!
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I can see why they might need more reliability engineers but I'm not sure this is the right job for me
Guessing you personally have never exploded a rocket, which puts your record ahead of most of those guys, sooooo
you should ask my wife what happens when I play Kerbal Space Program. if I try to get a job at SpaceX she's gonna personally call up Elon Musk and make sure I never get hired
I can, indeed, attest to the fact that foone single-handedly led to the probable extinction of the Kerbal race. It was like watching Mythbusters but with more explosions and abandoned astronauts.
See? I told ya!
whoops
#when you set out for revenge dig two graves#unless you’re hamlet#in which case you’re going to want to rent a backhoe (x) YOU’RE NOT LEAVING THAT IN THE TAGS BUDDY
ALT
Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards
Alternatively - come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.
cowards
Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.
If you own it, you should be able to repair it, modify it, and make it better. It's yours.
Fight for your right to repair.
Anonymous asked:
whats your zodiac sign (for homestuck reasons)
nyancrimew answered:
ALTu could literally google this
i have decided to strategically ignore the homestuck bit of the ask tho
Wait, is arson your legal name?
arson is my legal middle name yea
didnt you just say you were going to ignore all notes on this post
i might lie a little on the internet sometimes (i am a very curious kitty)
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