Noises of Deliberation — orteil42: let’s talk about cats. this one time i...

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orteil42
orteil42

let’s talk about cats. this one time i was walking home and i see this very tiny little orange kitten mewing in front of some house and i go to pet it but this old lady behind me just BARGES PAST ME and starts aggressively petting the kitty like “awwwww goodness me aren’t you just precious oh my” or some bullshit and i got catblocked by an old lady man i was fucking pissed

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Anonymous asked:

whats your zodiac sign (for homestuck reasons)

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the google result for "maia arson crimew zodiac sign" is "leo"ALT

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i might lie a little on the internet sometimes (i am a very curious kitty)

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